The Rejected Realms

Bringing back a hairy classic brought into the Rejectmas canon by Libetarian Republics, we will be engaging in light-hearted imitations of telegram apologies from other regions explaining who and why they have ejected or banjected in the Rejected Realms.

Below is the recommended format:

The Rejected Realms,

My apologies. I'm sending <person> to your region because <reason>. (Optional: You can ask for forgiveness or send gifts )

<Your Name>
<Your Role in X Region>

Eject away!

The Rejected Realms,

My apologies. I'm sending Brancaland to your region because it's annoying.

Bigtopia
Banjection Officer of TheBESTregionthateverhasexisted

The Rejected Realms,

My apologies. I'm sending Fedele to your region because he sneezed too loud. The noise briefly caused widespread panic.

Marrabuk
Delegate of The East Pacific

The Rejected Realms,

My apologies. I'm sending Morover to your region because TRR seems like a cool region. My deepest condolences.

Morover
Founder of the Compact of Nations