AI Dungeon

[BowShot118]

I go to sleep

[Nequedum]

I go to sleep

You lay down and drift off to sleep.

What will you do?

[Lord Merlin]

SUPLEX THE DREAM

[Nequedum]

SUPLEX THE DREAM

You open your eyes and realise you're lying on a hospital bed with tubes coming out of your mouth. A doctor stands behind you examining your blood pressure.

"So what's wrong? Did something happen during the night?" you ask.

"No... nothing happened..."

What will you do?

[BowShot118]

I Go back to sleep

[Nequedum]

I Go back to sleep

You lie there and drift off to sleep biting down on the tubes.

What will you do?

[BowShot118]

Continue sleeping because I badly need a rest

[Nequedum]

Continue sleeping because I badly need a rest

You wake up and find yourself still lying on the hospital bed. Your head hurts so much that you can barely see anything. You try to sit up but fall back down again due to your head hurting too much.

What will you do?

[Lord Merlin]

SUPLEX THE PAIN, KICK THE DOC IN THE BALLS AND ESCAPE THE HOSPITAL

[Nequedum]

Heading to sleep now, but I'll be entering the longest and yet still intelligible response into the app when I wake up. I'll consider yours doubly so if it has any semblance of creativity beyond sleeping and suplexing.

[Manson]

I begin to weep but a hand brushes away my tears. It is the hand of my deceased mother, who has been gone for around thirty years now. She died when I was a young boy of seven, but now here her spectre is, comforting me.

[Morover]

I dream of horses. A dream that, in hind sight, was not a very good dream. As the horse gently caressed my face, I slapped the horse. The horse lets out a singular, solitary tear. The type of tear that would drive a man insane. I must apologize to the horse. But, as I wake up, it is no longer possible. I rip the tubes out of my body and slaughter the doctors and nurses, determined to find the horse. I begin to search for the horse.

[Nequedum]

Horse shitpost is successful, even after the -50 points because it involved a dream.

I dream of horses. A dream that, in hind sight, was not a very good dream. As the horse gently caressed my face, I slapped the horse. The horse lets out a singular, solitary tear. The type of tear that would drive a man insane. I must apologize to the horse. But, as I wake up, it is no longer possible. I rip the tubes out of my body and slaughter the doctors and nurses, determined to find the horse. I begin to search for the horse.

You run through the streets looking for the horse. Eventually you find it. It is tied to a post outside a barn. There are two other men standing nearby watching it. One of them looks like he has been beaten and his clothes are torn up quite badly.

What will you do?

[Deadeye Jack]

Demand they let me take the horse or I will destroy them

[Manson]

I scowl at the unharmed man and strut up to the beaten one. He flinches at my approach, in fear. I comfort him and then turn to his captor, the other man. "How dare you do this to him!" I shout. I berate the sleazy man. Eventually, as the abuser has had enough of my screaming, he begins to pull a gun out from his waistband in an attempt to threaten me. Motivated not only by sheer adrenaline, but also my sorrow for the abused man, I sucker punch his captor directly in the throat. He makes a guttural sound as he recoils. "Let's get out of here!" I announce to my newfound friend, the beaten man.

[Morover]

Beat the man more.

[Nequedum]

I... I'll merge all three when I get home.

[Nequedum]

I scowl at the unharmed man and strut up to the beaten one. The latter flinches at my approach, in fear. Instead, I offer him solace. I comfort him and then turn to his captor. "How dare you do this to him!" I shout. berating with my words. Eventually, once the captor has had enough of my screaming, he pulls a gun out of his waistband, threatening me. Motivated not only by sheer adrenaline, but also my sorrow for the beaten man, I sucker punch this captor directly in the throat. He makes a guttural sound as he recoils. "Let's get out of here!" I announce to my newfound friend, the beaten man, but suddenly I feel other urges overcome me. "Also, I am taking the horse whether you like it or not!" This sudden flip of my personality is unexpected, but a welcome surprise. I turn around and begin to beat the victim that I just saved some more before leaving with my new horse.

You ride away into the distance.

You arrive at a farmhouse where you find several people inside watching TV. They don't seem to notice you, though.

You enter the house and find a woman sitting alone in her living room.

What will you do?

I appreciate how the AI just redirects the story elsewhere whenever you powergame. Anyway, we just did all that. You're on a horse now I guess.

[Morover]

I brutally bludgeon the woman to death and force-feed her to my horse.

[Nequedum]

I brutally bludgeon the woman to death and force-feed her to my horse.

I feel like the AI got a little too graphic with this one. Not very Rejectmasy. Anyone want to suggest something else?