The Efghakeeling Paper

[Vermel]

January fifth 2020, Cheese prices have gone up as cows go in strike, Farmers and Cheese enthusiasts alike are raging at the thought. In other news Leader Dublim has made a speech addressing the Narcotics Crisis. "We know who the perpetrators of the spreading of drugs in our good nation. And are fighting everyday to get the needles and the baggies off our streets" a typical speech, but a good one.

January Sixth 2020 depression rate drastically rises as school begins again. And a new friendship between Efghakeeling and Pharcyde Begin. But will it last?

January Tenth 2020 Cokanian Naval forces have begun an invasion of Efghakeeling. Armed forces were heavily underfunded and undermanned. Will this be the end of Efghakeeling?

January Fifteenth 2020 Cokanian Armies Forces have invaded the Outer Ring, With a third of the island under their thumb, things arent looking to good for Efghakeeling and Leader Dublim. Food shipments and ships in general are being blockaded by Cokanian Naval Forces. Along with any and all infrastructure.

January twentieth 2020 Cokanian forces have now captured 75% of the island, with all of the outer and middle rim captured. Leader Dublim seeks asylum to Pharcyde. Will Cokania grant us mercy? Or will we be another North Corgania?