Regions Ranked

Post by **sedge** » 31 Aug 2013, 22:02

In response to a number of distinctly unscientific attempts to compare the GCRS, we've carried out a definitive comparison, ranking them by a universally accepted measure of success:

1. Balder - 8.5 inches
2. The West Pacific- 8 inches
3= The Pacific - 7 inches
3= The Rejected Realms - 7 inches
5. Lazarus - 6 inches
6. The North Pacific - 5.5 inches
7. The South Pacific - 4 inches
8. The East Pacific - n/a

Initial studies were carried out on particularly prominent members of each region. However, the NPO protested our attempt to measure Krulltopia, and entered the pickled corpse of Francos Spain and its rumoured 12 inches instead. Unfortunately, it failed to rise to the occasion and Balder representative Onderkelkia was declared hands-down winner and handed the keys to Francograd as his reward.

EDIT: Somehow we missed Osiris out. Measurements incoming.

North East Somerset · Post by **North East Somerset** » 31 Aug 2013, 22:15

lmao

CrazyGirl · Post by **CrazyGirl** » 31 Aug 2013, 23:05

I object. Any scientific research should use the metric system!

Almonaster · Post by **Almonaster** » 31 Aug 2013, 23:11

If you insist...

1. Balder - 21.6 cm
2. The West Pacific- 20.3cm
3= The Pacific - 17.8cm
3= The Rejected Realms - 17.8cm
5. Lazarus - 15.2cm
6. The North Pacific - 14cm
7. The South Pacific - 10.2cm
8. The East Pacific - n/a

Post by **Libetarian Republics** » 01 Sep 2013, 01:45

not applicable in TEP

Belschaft · Post by **Belschaft** » 01 Sep 2013, 06:07

I protest! I'm not sure who the TSP 'Representative' was, but if asked I'd have sent the remains of the divine Goddessness, who most certainly wouldn't have measured in at 4''.

Post by **Campinia** » 02 Sep 2013, 20:46

Are you waiting for Cormac to measure Osiris, or are you measuring Asta?

Papercuts and Skittles · Post by **Papercuts and Skittles** » 03 Sep 2013, 01:55

What are we measuring again?

Post by **frattastan** » 03 Sep 2013, 08:28

Papercuts & Skittles wrote:
02 Sep 2013, 23:55
What are we measuring again?

We'll ask you to make a leap of imagination.

Papercuts and Skittles · Post by **Papercuts and Skittles** » 03 Sep 2013, 16:10

Well, the thing is, I hear Asta has a fairly large one...

Post by **frattastan** » 03 Sep 2013, 16:31

That's what she claims, yes...

#tnp wrote:[15:44] <@Asta> Mine's the biggest and the nicest, harm

Christian Democrats · Post by **Christian Democrats** » 03 Sep 2013, 21:48

Good job, Sedge. These rankings offer some penetrating insight.

Simon Cowell of the RR · Post by **Simon Cowell of the RR** » 06 Sep 2013, 12:10

I'm 12 years old and what is this?

But seriously, nothing like some good hard statistics.

Post by **Manson** » 25 Jul 2018, 20:35

Post by **Nequedum** » 25 Jul 2018, 22:11

TRR feels like 8 inches.