Dear Friends,
I'm sure most of you have noticed Canada has been taken over by invasion forces.
Canada has always prided itself in being a neutral region. We didn't invite the raiders and we shall not invite the defenders.
You are all welcome to show your support during this stressful situation by staying calm and joining us for some doughnuts and beer.
The Pubs of ParkPlace
See you at the party!
Thank you,
Citizens of Canada