Corrupt A Wish

[Aandruzognivia]

Granted but is so much it creates a black hole that destroys the universe

I wish for that black hole to go away

Granted, but you get sucked into it.

I wish I had RMB poster of the year again.

[Rkr]

Granted but you get banned the next day

I wish people loved me

[Fauxia]

Granted, but the people who love you are anthropomorphic molerats.

I wish I wasn’t socially awkward... wait no I don’t

I wish Kyo was Delegate

[Aggie]

Granted, but he'll coup the very next day.

I wish that this thread was more active.

[Aandruzognivia]

Granted, but everyone dies after they post.

I wish that the wish that I corrupted didn't affect me.

[Chipmunker]

Granted, but it affects everyone you love.

I wish for a pet pig.

[Minskiev]

Granted, but I eat it

I wish for a nice, comfy, magical igloo on a secluded ice floe drifting off the coast of New York. Doesn't melt

[Puppet2]

Granted, it's infested with polar bears.

I wish to be the delegate.

[zavrene]

Granted, it's infested with polar bears.

I wish to be the delegate.

Granted, but you have a very short term.

I wish for a million dollars, at a rate I choose, in a safe location that I have access to and without arousing suspicion.

[Catalyse]

Granted, you're handed over a bag containing one million dollars in banknotes, but they're laced with poison and the second you touch them you die.

I wish I was 10 years younger.

[Puppet2]

Granted, but you're also sus.

I wish for more puppets.

[New Rogernomics]

Granted, but they all look like Fratt.

I wish for a chocolate chip cookie.

[BowShot118]

Granted, but it also looks like Fratt

I wish for an RMB mute button....

[LiberzanEmpire]

gravedigging!!!!! hooray!!!!

Granted, so everyone unanimously agrees to mute you.


I wish that the rule that says “no wishing for more wishes” disappeared.

[BowShot118]

Granted, but you can only wish for more wishes, and nothing else

I wish for unlimited custom printed trr flags for the entire region

[Giangsang]

Granted, but they all cost £57 so you now owe everyone in TRR more money than you can afford.

I wish the RMB would disappear.

[Anarchisticstan]

Granted, but now you have to use the NS gameplay forum everyday for atleast 3 hours.

I wish Catalyse renamed itself Dogalyse

[LiberzanEmpire]

Granted, but since “Fratt” rhymes with Cat, Fratt must also rename himself as a side effect to ‘Froggastan’.


I wish to become https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwooEU7gn7w