Corrupt A Wish
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- Guy
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Corrupt A Wish
I wish for a koala.
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Granted.
But he mauls your eyes out and you go blind.
I wish for invincibility and eternal life
But he mauls your eyes out and you go blind.
I wish for invincibility and eternal life
- Thought Transference
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(Sorry I forgot to include my wish previously. Brain slipped out of gear.)
Granted.
But then you're transported someplace where you will never meet another living being, ever, and you can't escape.
I wish I could spend every winter in the Mediterranean.
Granted.
But then you're transported someplace where you will never meet another living being, ever, and you can't escape.
I wish I could spend every winter in the Mediterranean.
Peace,
TT
Coffee is the cause of all things. (Thales, 2nd ed.)
TT
Coffee is the cause of all things. (Thales, 2nd ed.)
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Granted, but you spend it in a quaint village named Zahle in Lebanon.
Enjoy the Syrian spies and weaponry everywhere!
I wish for a red shirt.
Enjoy the Syrian spies and weaponry everywhere!
I wish for a red shirt.
- Thought Transference
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Granted.
But it's size "24-30 months".
I wish I could spend August in Taiwan.
But it's size "24-30 months".
I wish I could spend August in Taiwan.
Peace,
TT
Coffee is the cause of all things. (Thales, 2nd ed.)
TT
Coffee is the cause of all things. (Thales, 2nd ed.)
- Apollo
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Granted, but your plane crashes on the flight there.
I wish for a Cookie.
I wish for a Cookie.
- Thought Transference
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Granted. But the cookie has been engineered to infect your computer with a spam-bot.
I wish I could catch up on my stack of unread books.
I wish I could catch up on my stack of unread books.
Peace,
TT
Coffee is the cause of all things. (Thales, 2nd ed.)
TT
Coffee is the cause of all things. (Thales, 2nd ed.)
- yumyum36
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When yo catch up to them, you've already lost the marathon.
I wish for 200 posts.
I wish for 200 posts.
- Thought Transference
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Granted, but they turn out to be fence posts and you can't dig post holes.
I wish my shoes didn't wear out.
I wish my shoes didn't wear out.
Peace,
TT
Coffee is the cause of all things. (Thales, 2nd ed.)
TT
Coffee is the cause of all things. (Thales, 2nd ed.)
- Apollo
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Granted, but they explode when you put them on.
I wish I was faster.
I wish I was faster.
- Thought Transference
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Granted. But you become so fast that you can't slow down or stop, have a series of serious accidents, and end up unable to move at all.
I wish I had a dish of mint chip ice cream.
I wish I had a dish of mint chip ice cream.
Peace,
TT
Coffee is the cause of all things. (Thales, 2nd ed.)
TT
Coffee is the cause of all things. (Thales, 2nd ed.)
- Apollo
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Granted, but it's posioned and you die a horrible death.
I wish I was grand king of TRR!
I wish I was grand king of TRR!
- Thought Transference
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Granted. But the crown that the grand king of TRR must wear, unaided, weighs 250kg, and when you are crowned you are crushed under its weight.
I wish I could grant the most important RL wish of all the people I know including people in NS.
I wish I could grant the most important RL wish of all the people I know including people in NS.
Peace,
TT
Coffee is the cause of all things. (Thales, 2nd ed.)
TT
Coffee is the cause of all things. (Thales, 2nd ed.)
- Almonaster
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You could... but that would unleash a horrific plague and sterilise the Earth.
I wish I hadn't given you that option.
I wish I hadn't given you that option.
Ambassador from Canada
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Granted, but all that leaves is Sedge wanting to make the whole world shades of pink.
I wish somebody would invent men's toiletries that smell like this espresso I'm drinking.
I wish somebody would invent men's toiletries that smell like this espresso I'm drinking.
Peace,
TT
Coffee is the cause of all things. (Thales, 2nd ed.)
TT
Coffee is the cause of all things. (Thales, 2nd ed.)
- Almonaster
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Granted. You even manage to find and buy some. However you soon tire of the constant sniggering, and discover that you hate being called Starbuck.
I wish that Battlestar Galactica had never been made.
I wish that Battlestar Galactica had never been made.
Ambassador from Canada
- Simon Cowell of the RR
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Granted, but Twilight is now the only thing on television. Ever.
I wish I could win Cross Country races again.
I wish I could win Cross Country races again.
Enjoy. This is the wisdom of the last sane man on Earth...gone mad.
- Thought Transference
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Granted. But when terrorists take to masquerading as cross country runners so they can spy unobtrusively on potential bombing targets by running around taking pictures, all cross country runners --- including you --- are arrested and shipped off to Gitmo.
I wish I could learn to sky dive.
I wish I could learn to sky dive.
Peace,
TT
Coffee is the cause of all things. (Thales, 2nd ed.)
TT
Coffee is the cause of all things. (Thales, 2nd ed.)
- Libetarian Republics
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Granted. But you've never learn how to land from sky diving.
I wish to own a house.
I wish to own a house.
- God-Emperor
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Ya own a house, but it burns down the day after ya move the last box in.
I wish I didn't havta sleep.
I wish I didn't havta sleep.
TSP DoS/DoFA/Ambassador: TRR, TEP, Osiris
- Thought Transference
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Granted. But you become so bored with being awake all the time that you start playing Russian roulette. Before long, you decide to spice it up with a second bullet. Then a third. Then you lose.
I wish I could've had a modern HD video recorder and an unlimited supply of memory cards at Woodstock.
I wish I could've had a modern HD video recorder and an unlimited supply of memory cards at Woodstock.
Peace,
TT
Coffee is the cause of all things. (Thales, 2nd ed.)
TT
Coffee is the cause of all things. (Thales, 2nd ed.)
- Libetarian Republics
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Granted, too bad you don't have anything to record.
I wish I was the President.
I wish I was the President.
- God-Emperor
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Granted, but you're assassinated.
I wish I didn't havta go to class.
I wish I didn't havta go to class.
TSP DoS/DoFA/Ambassador: TRR, TEP, Osiris
- Libetarian Republics
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Granted, but you have to go to work.
I wish I didn't had to go to school.
I wish I didn't had to go to school.