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Some of you may have seen this on F7 and I want to bring it here :P

Essentially You look at the wish of the person before you and corrupt it

Example:

P1- I wish I had a million dollars
P2- Granted, but you stole it and now the police is after you


Once you corrupt someones wish you post your own wish

I'll start-

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I wish I had more stuff to blame on Sedge
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Granted! You've got lots and lots of things to blame on Sedge, which actually makes your life quite miserable.

I wish it was sunny.
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Granted, but then the sun explodes

I wish I had a better computer
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Granted, but then it breaks the next day.

I wish my post count was 100 times higher.
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Granted. You're banned from the forum the next day, though.
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No wish is given- Guy detonates

I wish Guy had posted a wish.
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Granted. But you can never talk again.

I wish i could see Turisas on the 17th :-(
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Granted, but once you find out you can, it cancels
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I wish this thread was more active
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It gets so, but then you temporarily go blind

I wish my head would sort itself out
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It does, but then it unsorts

I wish that Adolf Hitler had never been born
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He wasnst, but scientific and technological advancement freezes for the better part of the century

I wish life was easy
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Granted. Easy and short.

I wish my head stopped hurting.
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Granted! A truck runs you down.

I wish for some more wishes.
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Granted. But you tongue falls out and the wish granter cant sign or read.

I wish the UK was warmer
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Granted! Global warming hits. Ice melts. Al Gore was right. We're all dead.

I wish for success.
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Granted. But it goes to your head and qe assassinate you. Sorry :-)

I wish I could make my mind up one way or the other
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You did... And you made the wrong decision.

I wish for supernatural powers.
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You got them, couldnt cope, and became an alcoholic.

I wish Bieber would come to a preferably painful end
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Done. Rebecca Black's debut album knocks off Thriller from the #1 spot for best-selling albums.

I wish I weren't jealous.
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Granted, but you turn green instead

I wish I knew what was going on
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Granted, but it Blows your mind and you die

I wish I knew where my pencil is
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Post by Simon Cowell of the RR »

Here:
Tim's Pencil
Still want it?

I wish my homework was done.
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Post by Spartan Termopylae »

Granted, but every answer is wrong.

I wish Duckula was back. David Jason? Voice acting? Ooooh, go on then
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Granted, but it dissapears instantly

I wish I knew what ST was talking about
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