Corrupt A Wish

[Libetarian Republics]

granted but with every ending is a new beginning

I wish it had all begin

[Thought Transference]

Granted, but it turns into "groundhog day" --- and every 24 hours it just begins again, over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and ...

I wish I could find the book I was reading last week. I misplaced it and I'm only halfway through it.

[Libetarian Republics]

Granted, but the book was in terrible condition that you cannot finish the book

I wish I can get my standardized test scores back sooner.

[Adytus]

Granted but they were not what you hoped!

I wish I had some good food

[Manson]

Granted, but your food is poisoned.

I wish I was also in Italy.

[Kozmix]

Granted but you are running from the Mafia.

I wish I could stop time

[Manson]

Granted, but you're also frozen in time when you decide to stop time.

[Dravkian]

I wish I could get some new headphones.

[Manson]

Granted, but they're made of snakes.

I wish I had a wad of cash.

[Kozmix]

Granted but it is in a currency you can't use.

I wish I could travel to Europe for free.

[Manson]

Granted, but you were kidnapped and taken to Europe.

I wish I could save Kozmix.

[Vulturret]

Granted, but after saving him, you were killed. I wish to be the delegate of TWP.

[Manson]

Granted, but you were deleted accidentally by the mods after a few days in office.

I wish I was cool.

[Manson]

New wish!


I wish this thread was still used.

[Fauxia]

Granted!

That’s pretty terrible on it’s own, no need to corrupt.

I wish I was Delegate

[Manson]

Granted, but you may only serve one term. Each term is one day.


I wish the Office came out with new episodes.

[Cove]

Granted, but they are released once a year.

I wish I had all the endorsements.

[Manson]

Granted, but you're the Delegate of a fascist region.

[Xanderstralia]

Granted, but nothing happened since you didn't wish.

I wish for "tainted wish" to be merged into this thread.

[Manson]

Granted, but Sarah is mad at you.


I wish Plato was a Reject.

[Xanderstralia]

Granted. Except it's the Plato that has been dead for over 22 centuries.

I wish for good luck in the election.

[Bormiar]

Granted, but Bobberino won.

I wish for good luck next election I run in.

[Manson]

Granted, but that election is in August, months from now.

I wish for some caek!

[Evolu Tanis]

You can have your cake! But you can't eat it. :-(

I wish this damn train would go faster.

[Manson]

Wish granted. However, it speeds off the track and into a portal to an alternate universe where everything reeks of farts.


I wish for a cat.