Corrupt A Wish

[Thepeopl]

Granded, it is pregnant so now she is nesting in you wardrobe, using your favourite sweater for bedding.

I wish for world peace.

[Fauxia]

Granted, but only under the rule of a tyrannical world government that suppresses dissent.

I wish for Kyo to declare himself Supreme Emperor of TRR.

[Thepeopl]

Granted, Kyo is Supreme Emperor. So, as soon as Kyo croaks, TRR will be disbanded

I wish to bask in the glory of CoS

[Fauxia]

Granted, but he steals your soul and you burn in hell.

I wish to win my next werewolf game.

[Ravania]

Granted, but it will be your last win ever.

I wish to win the Tour de France.

[Fauxia]

Granted, but then you pull a Lance Armstrong.

I wish I had a clever thing to wish for.

[Thepeopl]

Granted, you receive a very clever smartphone. It has the personality of Sheldon Cooper.

I wish for a romantic evening with my SO.

[Bormiar]

Granted, you have a romantic evening with your Sarcastic Offspring, who you had with your significant other.

I wish for a sarcastic pet otter.

[Altasund]

Granted, but it constantly berates your every action for the rest of your life.

I wish for kyo to be removed from the delegacy.

[Thepeopl]

Granted, you are the delegate for life by default.

I wish for a nice surprise

[Ravania]

Granted, but you have to wait to open it till 2045.

I wish my cat would sleep less.

[Thepeopl]

Granted, it keeps you awake day and night

I wish space colonies exist.

[Ravania]

Granted, but it takes 100 years to visit the nearest one.

I wish world peace.

[Thepeopl]

Granded, all life on the planet is dead.

I wish for a good book

[Bormiar]

Granted, but it's endless and you can't stop reading it.

I wish for no one to corrupt this wish.

[Fauxia]

Granted, but now the game is at an impasse.

I want to be clever.

[Rkr]

Granted but it’s in dance moves

I wish for a corrupted wish

[outboundstagnate]

Granted, but your hair falls out from the stress with trying to solve this impasse.

I wish for the unabomber to tell his story.

[Aandruzognivia]

Granted, but your hair falls out from the stress with trying to solve this impasse.

I wish for the unabomber to tell his story.

Granted, but you're the victim he blows up as part of his reenactment.


I wish to have all of my territory claims on the Map Thread to be accepted.

[The Pharcyde]

Granted, but your hair falls out from the stress with trying to solve this impasse.

I wish for the unabomber to tell his story.

Granted, but you're the victim he blows up as part of his reenactment.


I wish to have all of my territory claims on the Map Thread to be accepted.

Granted, but you're immediately invaded and lose all your territory.

I wish my nation could get the easter egg issues.

[outboundstagnate]

Granted, but you dismiss by accident.

I wish for a good banjo kazooie game again.

[Aandruzognivia]

Granted, but you dismiss by accident.

I wish for a good banjo kazooie game again.

Granted, but you're really bad at it and can't get past the tutorial.


I wish for telekinesis.

[outboundstagnate]

Granted but you can't control it.

I wish to occupy all recent posts in the BBQ & Grill section.

[Aandruzognivia]

Granted but you can't control it.

I wish to occupy all recent posts in the BBQ & Grill section.

Granted, but you lose everything else, including your economic assets and citizenship of your residing country.

I wish to have unlimited power.

[Rkr]

Granted but is so much it creates a black hole that destroys the universe

I wish for that black hole to go away