Corrupt A Wish

[Thought Transference]

Granted. But it's because you're a child slave digging coal a mile underground.

I wish Star Trek were real and I could live on Deep Space 9.

[God-Emperor]

Granted, but Romulans attack.

I wish I never had to pay my bar tab.

[Thought Transference]

Granted, but you drink, and drink, and drink, and you develop a fatal liver disease (take your pick).

I wish I had moved to Hawaii when I was young.

[Libetarian Republics]

Granted, till hurricanes overflood the islands.

I wish I moved to Europe.

[Thought Transference]

Granted. The European Union passes a law that people who can't spell "libertarian" can't enjoy liberty, and imprisons you for life.

I wish all my friends from all over the world could share this Thanksgiving with me.

[Libetarian Republics]

Granted. But your friends are their own worst enemies and ruin Thanksgiving.

I wish that I had bought more stuff on Black Friday.

[Thought Transference]

Granted. But everything breaks/falls apart/is rubbish, and when you try to get refunds or exchanges, the economy's so bad that all the suppliers and manufacturers have gone bankrupt. You're stuck with a load of junk you can't afford to replace.

I wish I could have the next 48 hours off from work.

[Libetarian Republics]

Granted, but then when you come back to work, you work overtime.

I wish I could have a White Christmas.

[Thought Transference]

Granted. But you received your wish because you were on a plane that inexplicably was diverted to Antarctica, where it crashed and killed everyone on board except you. You have no supplies and no means of calling for help. Sorry, you will die before the new year. Merry Christmas!

I wish I could be part of a manned exploration team to Mars.

[Libetarian Republics]

Granted, the team's ship exploded moments after you launched thus never making it to the Mars.

I wish I could travel in space.

[Thought Transference]

Granted, but everyone on board your space craft except you dies. You don't know how to fly it so it just goes on and on in the same direction ... straight into the sun.

I wish I had an extra week off from work.

[Libetarian Republics]

Granted, but the week after the week you were off you're working...double overtime.

I wish I can follow my New Years Resolution properly.

[Campinia]

Granted but it takes an epic gravedig to get there.
I wish we beat Balder in their "First to 65000 posts" challenge.

[Almonaster]

Granted, but the spambots are now running the government.


I wish the DRM lobby would go away for good.

[Campinia]

granted but something worse replaces them
I wish that I got paid to play NS

[Libetarian Republics]

Granted, but you're taxed for your income from NS.

I wish i can have multiple WAs.

[Almonaster]

Oh you can! Go ahead.


I wish he would try it.

[Libetarian Republics]

Tried to get WAs but bans you for encouraging me

I wish I had more time to do things in life

[Campinia]

granted but there is just even more stuff you want to do now
I wish both updates were at a convenient time for me

[Thought Transference]

Granted, but then you lose the will to be a RRA soldier and play the defender-raider part of NS anymore.

I wish I could have a restaurant in RL as good as TRR's restaurant.

[Libetarian Republics]

Granted but you're only admission into it is banjected from reality

I wish I wasn't lazy

[Almonaster]

I can do that for you, it will just take a little effort on your part.


I wish I had advance warning of the next backstab.

[Thought Transference]

Granted. But then, as you turn to see it coming, everyone else stabs from the front, all at once.

I wish I could be in Italy right now.

[Libetarian Republics]

Granted but you're with Frattastan as well

I wish I was in Italy too

[Almonaster]

Yup - you're on the stand as one of Berlusconi's rent boys.


I wish it was all over.