Definitely one of my more common telegrams xDOur observers noted that your nation was ejected and banned from Pacifica by Cormactopia Prime.
Post a telegram you received
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Re: Post a telegram you received
This isn't the first post in about 3 months:
"In a world of Trumps, Le Pens and Putins, we are very firmly on exactly the other side."
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Citizen since April 2019
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- Zukchiva
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Re: Post a telegram you received
For context, I was making an (unendorsed and not supported by her) campaign promise for Sakana for Sec-Gen elections by giving free caek, and then one of my fellow East Pacificans responds with this.wheres my caek u fat swan
Swan is meant to mock my NS-theme of being a goose.
Carpe Diem. Make it count.
Because time is ever fleeting.
Random nobody from the East Pacific.
Because time is ever fleeting.
Random nobody from the East Pacific.
- Dyl
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Re: Post a telegram you received
Sending recruitment telegrams can get you the most random responses:
Brings back memories of middle school.Quantinn
1 year 202 days ago
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line and run as long possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound. Your test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start
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Anyone else get this? I didn't ask for it in any way.The Republic of Nova Kartago
2 days 4 hours ago
Hello
The Independent High Authority for Elections (IHAE) in Nova Kartago is pleased and honored to send you an official invitation to participate in the opinion poll to select the Head of State and Members of Parliament for the third legislative campaign.
Political parties running for the third legislative and presidential elections:
• The Socialist Party led by Mr President Tullius Karpos (ruling party)
• The Capitalism Now Party led by former President Zephyros Acacius
• The Liberal Democrats Alliance is led by Speaker of Parliament Mrs. Nona Gratiana
• The Popular Democratic Party led by Julia Romilius
• The Loyalty and Progress led by Theocritus Nikolaos
for further information :
viewtopic.php?f=5&t=489627&sid=a2b617ac1cbc3154273f8504c0023358
Greeting
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Re: Post a telegram you received
This is my most recent one
My dearest Rejects,
I come bearing HEAPS of great news! We're happy to announce Rejectmas Festival 2019, starting December 26, in line with our yearly hairy and very smooth holiday!
During Rejectmas, we Rejects come together to take pride in our region, celebrating the democratic paradise we have built for ourselves away from all that ejecting and banjecting. It is a celebration of our very way of life!
As you may have noticed, we recently pinned a dispatch providing a summary of all TEN activities organised by your very own Culture Department for this regional holiday, with activities being run gameside, forumside ... and discordside!
Please be sure to refer to this dispatch below:
Rejectmas Festival 2019
by The Holy Frozen Purple Empire of Glacikaldr
LinkRejectmas Hub | LinkBecome a Citizen | LinkJoin Our Discord
What is Rejectmas?
Rejectmas is a yearly holiday where we Rejects come together to take pride in our region and celebrate life as Rejects. With the regional holiday officially running from December 26 to January 1, the Culture Department has prepared a series of TEN activities for you to enjoy across our Realms, hosted gameside, forumside and ... discordside!
For a guide on the holiday's traditions, please refer to LinkThe Rejectmas Manual.
Without further ado, we present the activities for the 2019 festival:
Gameside:
Unicorn Jousting: a poll-run tournament - dispatch - sign-up to compete via a telegram to Culture Officer Glacikaldr
Lord of Misrule: bizarre and completely arbitrary rules for the Regional Message Board - dispatch
Rejectmas Flag Guild: request to have your nations' flags Rejectmasified - dispatch - send your requests to Culture Officer Glacikaldr
Discord:
Escadian Battleship: Classic and TRR Expansion games on the 26th and 29th - Linkthread - sign-up for matches on the thread's poll and arrive on time in the #events channel on our discord server
Forum:
Rejectmas Tree: continued from 2017, let's add some more ornaments to this tree - Linkthread
3rd Annual Rejectmas Chess Tournament: play chess against Rejects and be named Rejectmas Chess Champion - Linkthread - hosted on Linklichess.org but please be sure to share your results
Online Dixit: play Dixit with your fellow Rejects - Linkthread - hosted on Linkboiteajeux.net but please be sure to let us know your username so we can invite you to a game
AI Dungeon: take control of our character one turn at a time, guiding them through an AI adventure - Linkthread
Rejection Apologies: imitate apology telegrams about all your favourite frenemies - Linkthread
Pin the Tail: finally, show us what the TRUE Greymarshes' Unicorn looks like - Linkthread
Read dispatch
May you have a hairy and very smooth Rejectmas. Yours in Rejection,
Culture Officer Glacikaldr of the Rejected Realms
My dearest Rejects,
I come bearing HEAPS of great news! We're happy to announce Rejectmas Festival 2019, starting December 26, in line with our yearly hairy and very smooth holiday!
During Rejectmas, we Rejects come together to take pride in our region, celebrating the democratic paradise we have built for ourselves away from all that ejecting and banjecting. It is a celebration of our very way of life!
As you may have noticed, we recently pinned a dispatch providing a summary of all TEN activities organised by your very own Culture Department for this regional holiday, with activities being run gameside, forumside ... and discordside!
Please be sure to refer to this dispatch below:
Rejectmas Festival 2019
by The Holy Frozen Purple Empire of Glacikaldr
LinkRejectmas Hub | LinkBecome a Citizen | LinkJoin Our Discord
What is Rejectmas?
Rejectmas is a yearly holiday where we Rejects come together to take pride in our region and celebrate life as Rejects. With the regional holiday officially running from December 26 to January 1, the Culture Department has prepared a series of TEN activities for you to enjoy across our Realms, hosted gameside, forumside and ... discordside!
For a guide on the holiday's traditions, please refer to LinkThe Rejectmas Manual.
Without further ado, we present the activities for the 2019 festival:
Gameside:
Unicorn Jousting: a poll-run tournament - dispatch - sign-up to compete via a telegram to Culture Officer Glacikaldr
Lord of Misrule: bizarre and completely arbitrary rules for the Regional Message Board - dispatch
Rejectmas Flag Guild: request to have your nations' flags Rejectmasified - dispatch - send your requests to Culture Officer Glacikaldr
Discord:
Escadian Battleship: Classic and TRR Expansion games on the 26th and 29th - Linkthread - sign-up for matches on the thread's poll and arrive on time in the #events channel on our discord server
Forum:
Rejectmas Tree: continued from 2017, let's add some more ornaments to this tree - Linkthread
3rd Annual Rejectmas Chess Tournament: play chess against Rejects and be named Rejectmas Chess Champion - Linkthread - hosted on Linklichess.org but please be sure to share your results
Online Dixit: play Dixit with your fellow Rejects - Linkthread - hosted on Linkboiteajeux.net but please be sure to let us know your username so we can invite you to a game
AI Dungeon: take control of our character one turn at a time, guiding them through an AI adventure - Linkthread
Rejection Apologies: imitate apology telegrams about all your favourite frenemies - Linkthread
Pin the Tail: finally, show us what the TRUE Greymarshes' Unicorn looks like - Linkthread
Read dispatch
May you have a hairy and very smooth Rejectmas. Yours in Rejection,
Culture Officer Glacikaldr of the Rejected Realms
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as a fellow member of the WA i am humbly asking fro millitary assictance in the war aginst PogChampLand69 he is a trynaical leader who must be stopped
Chairman Jhon H Doe
Chairman Jhon H Doe
(i.e. Sierra Lyricalia)
Here lies a toppled god.
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal -
A narrow and a tall one.
Here lies a toppled god.
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal -
A narrow and a tall one.
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Ha Ha You Can't Prove It's ME
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Are you actually a twink cus...
Ex Culture officer of TRR and Author of NS issue #1568 Palate Torture.
I have very bad posture, lack any sort of contact with the outside world, and am in constant torment with myself. :3
I have very bad posture, lack any sort of contact with the outside world, and am in constant torment with myself. :3
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I think this person likes noodles.The Key of Light and Darkness of SoundTrap
106 days ago
Long Live Noodles!
Eat OnlyNoodles!
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- EchoVoikaj
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Just smoked some tree, how's the day been treating you ?
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United thawa easianben
3 days 1 hour ago
C**t.
she/her
Beloved and Benevolent RO
Beloved and Benevolent RO
- Anarchisticstan
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Ex Culture officer of TRR and Author of NS issue #1568 Palate Torture.
I have very bad posture, lack any sort of contact with the outside world, and am in constant torment with myself. :3
I have very bad posture, lack any sort of contact with the outside world, and am in constant torment with myself. :3
- LiberzanEmpire
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9 days ago
GONGRATIONOLES FOR THE NEW ROLE!!! I HOPE YOU DO WELL MY FRIEND
Sometimes, I dream about bacon
I wonder how TRR feels about having had a 13 year old iPad kid be one of their officers ;P
I wonder how TRR feels about having had a 13 year old iPad kid be one of their officers ;P
- Altasund
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Didn't realise I had a rival but sureThe Republic of Wackytopia-
5 hours ago
Listen here I don't know if you remember me or this is the wrong person but you may change your name but I'll let you know
-am still standing
*-your old rival from the north Pacific*
Non scribatur.