Post a telegram you received

Post by **frattastan** » 02 Mar 2014, 19:28

Brilliant.

Post by **Libetarian Republics** » 03 Mar 2014, 03:52

Christian Democrats · Post by **Christian Democrats** » 10 Mar 2014, 05:34

I haven't the slightest clue what this person is trying to say.

The Doomtatorship of of Sneadveria,4 days ago wrote:yes it restricts the unborn woman in the womb and their access to lifesaving healthcare since it's not 1862 anymore I know you're not referring to the mother, how many women do you hear of dying in child birth these days?

admit it, you support shoving a vacuum hose with a blender on it and tenderizing a human being save the baby seals though right?

Jord · Post by **Jord** » 27 Apr 2014, 04:04

nice fag bro

One of my puppets had these, i know he meant flag, but it still funny to me

Rom · Post by **Rom** » 08 May 2014, 06:07

7 days ago

Love your nations name!

14 days ago

You dont want to know anything about my 'sob story' jerk. Maybe you should get a hobby and do something worth your time cowardly idiot. I make good on my oaths, I will see your region and your resolve burned!

Christian Democrats · Post by **Christian Democrats** » 05 Aug 2014, 17:39

You want to pay jizsya, convert, flee or die?

Post by **thechurchofsatan** » 05 Aug 2014, 19:00

Shortly after moving my puppet "Balder CoS" out of Balder for a lib:

Solorni

Sent to same nation during a mission:

Phyllch

Sent to same nation 1 day later:

Phyllch

Joe Bobs · Post by **Joe Bobs** » 06 Aug 2014, 03:15

He hates Satan? Is it just me or does that seem oddly phrased? Like 'oh I hate that Satan guy, he never covers his face when he sneezes.'

Post by **Campinia** » 06 Aug 2014, 09:47

That Millipower guy reminds me of the Bacon Strips guys ... except even more incompetent

Post by **frattastan** » 06 Aug 2014, 10:19

And I can't believe you worship Satan. I hate Satan!

Priceless.

Post by **thechurchofsatan** » 06 Aug 2014, 17:37

Those are my favorite telegrams.

Ainin · Post by **Ainin** » 10 Aug 2014, 06:24

The Holy Empire of Canton Empire (19 days ago) wrote:Are you a defender?

The Holy Empire of Canton Empire (19 days ago) wrote:defender or raider?

Got these TGs on my switcher that came from Launching Point, helped remove his group from a region's delegacy and was cross-endoed with two people with LLA flags.

Banned: Llamas · Post by **Banned: Llamas** » 11 Aug 2014, 20:37

Ainin wrote:
10 Aug 2014, 04:24
The Holy Empire of Canton Empire (19 days ago) wrote:Are you a defender?

The Holy Empire of Canton Empire (19 days ago) wrote:defender or raider?
Got these TGs on my switcher that came from Launching Point, helped remove his group from a region's delegacy and was cross-endoed with two people with LLA flags.

Brilliant.

Rom · Post by **Rom** » 14 Aug 2014, 09:14

The Farting Joe of IMAHOBOs Spy State
66 days ago

#SWEGGIKAL! KRITIKAL MISS WITH CRITIKALLY KRITIKAL KRAGLE!!!!!! THERE IS NUFFING WRONG WIF EGGMCMUFFIN!

Randomly got this a couple months back.

Post by **Kiosk1** » 19 Aug 2014, 18:21

Just.got this today.

Greetings Kiosk1! Just want to keep you informed about whats going on in your region,
This week is Doctor Who Week! Celebrating the season premiere of the longest-running sci-fi television show, The Rejected Realms is offering a wide range of activities for citizens. See here for more details.
In a tight election, Christian Democrats and Guy have returned to cabinet as the Officer of World Assembly Affairs and Foreign Affairs respectively, while Kogvuron and Yohannes have joined the cabinet as Officers of Internal Affairs and Human Resources. Congrats!
The Regional Assembly is in deep discussion right now about democratic reform many are proposing that we use an alternative to the First-Past-The-Post voting model. If you want to play a role in this important conversation, see instructions here on how you too can become a citizen.
The Rejected Times, our regional newspaper and the most respected and widely-read newspaper in NationStates, just recently published its Twenty-Fifth edition. Were also always looking more contributors
I hope the rest of August goes well for you and good luck to all those returning to school. By the way, if you have any questions about the region or anything NationStates-related, Im here to help.
________________________________________
Yours sincerely,
Unibot,
Delegate of The Rejected Realms.

Gummy Bear Master · Post by **Gummy Bear Master** » 09 Sep 2014, 03:41

The Duat wrote:
18 Feb 2013, 05:29
Christian Democrats wrote:
29 Nov 2012, 16:46
Blazedtown,1 year 173 days ago wrote:can i come even if i ate an aborted fetus for breakfast?
I wonder if I'd get banned if I made this my national motto...

Maybe. Probably not. But maybe.

BUT ANYWAYS, I got a telegram three days ago that said

Why do you lyke gummy bears so much. lol i love the red ones. they're so good. yum love your flag btw

Post by **Libetarian Republics** » 28 Sep 2014, 01:07

Libetarian Republics, welcome to The Rejected Realms!
Regardless of whether youve been rejected or whether youve come here on your own free will, you are very welcome to stay here in The Rejected Realms. The BBQ never ends in The Rejected Realms.
First things first though, to get more involved in The Rejected Realms theres some stuff you need to do:
1.Endorse moi: the Delegate. Unibot III. I wanna remain delegate, you want regional security its a win-win for both of us!
2. Get involved in the Region! There's lot to do. You can be a...
a. Citizen
b. Soldier
c. Journalist
d. Vexillologist
e. All of the Above!
I hope you stick around and feel free to chat on the Regional Message Board even if you arent: we like visitors.

Post by **frattastan** » 15 Jan 2015, 11:53

The Dominion of Corrupt Communists → Frattastan II, Doom Squad Commander
1 day 7 hours ago

Frattastan, you suck. I will never forgive you for catching me in liberal haven. this was my best puppet. direct any replies to my main nation.

Gradea · Post by **Gradea** » 21 Feb 2015, 00:02

Welcome to werewolves of the flame. The region sits on the line of political/casual/silly never really leaning toward any very long.
Regional law: page=dispatch/id=368804
Description of government positions: page=dispatch/id=371925
Political parties you may join: page=dispatch/id=371489

Post by **Libetarian Republics** » 14 Mar 2015, 04:40

Greetings Libetarian Republics!
This month, The Rejected Realms is running its very own carnival The Traveling Carnival Band of Rejects, Curiosities and Gadflies if youre interested in participating, please contact The Church of Satan.
Were also hoping to reform our constitution next month reforms which may even include a new Bill of Rights if you have any potential reform ideas, please share them with Kyorgia.
You may also be interested in this brand new index of all of our regions laws and treaties. Additionally, The Rejected Times has published a new edition and I would also invite you to check that out (remember to upvote!).
I hope you had a wonderful Valentines Day! And Ill see you all in March for Constitution Day!
Yours,
Unibot.
Delegate of The Rejected Realms.

Nox · Post by **Nox** » 14 Mar 2015, 18:45

Federate Empire wrote:50 days ago

Hey wanna join a region

Felt like I was being whispered at by a guy in a trenchcoat down a dark alley.
"Psst, hey, buddy. Wanna buy a watch?"

Gradea · Post by **Gradea** » 26 Mar 2015, 23:38

TBR being the irritating pieces of sh*t they are have raided our region.

Christian Democrats · Post by **Christian Democrats** » 27 Mar 2015, 20:26

The Empire of Ryan Dalymple,3 hours ago wrote:Hello,

I am sorry to say that I have already joined one so you can go fuck yourself.

Have a nice day!

To report or not to report? That is the question.

Gradea · Post by **Gradea** » 31 Mar 2015, 23:23

New poll up.

From Alpha Wolf

Terraria 101 · Post by **Terraria 101** » 14 Oct 2015, 00:50

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31 Mar 2015, 21:23
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