Post a telegram you received

Post by **frattastan** » 28 Nov 2012, 01:19

Some are simply too amusing not to be shared.

The Empire of Muckchoi (19 days ago)
I would love to join the WA, but i'm underage.

Post by **tupelope** » 28 Nov 2012, 06:34

The Constitutional Monarchy of Rajesh Khanna (169 days ago)
Hey I am Rajesh Khanna but your flag looks crazy! Are you a girl ????????

Christian Democrats · Post by **Christian Democrats** » 29 Nov 2012, 18:46

Roodswood,1 year 288 days ago wrote:I sometimes check posts that appear under the "Latest Forum Topics" heading on the left, and I was unfortunately not surprised to see a motion to condemn your nation for advocating pro-life beliefs in the WA. The topic looked like it was about to be locked, but I have to commend you. Making people who consider even the most basic tenants of modern social conservatism to be similar to the ideology of Nazis uncomfortable is a feat!

Antuvan,1 year 214 days ago wrote:excuse me madam/sir,
May i ask you something?
Are you a real person or computer?

Blazedtown,1 year 173 days ago wrote:can i come even if i ate an aborted fetus for breakfast?

Zhou renmin pingdang,1 year 165 days ago wrote:Do not negotiate with animal Christians

Architeuthis,1 year 108 days ago wrote:DO YOU LIKE MICE

Lazoxismiticazz,343 days ago wrote:Religion is the SCOURGE of the world! It should be ABOLISHED! Ignorance shall NOT reign; the truth - ATHEISM - will EMERGE SUPREME!!

Post by **frattastan** » 30 Nov 2012, 18:19

The rko,195 days ago wrote:i want peace. i respect you and your raiding of other regions. i just thought i could claim a region for my own. But know i see you are the top dog.

>_>

Christian Democrats · Post by **Christian Democrats** » 04 Dec 2012, 19:33

Your 10 dads on drugs,(New. 51 minutes ago) wrote:STFU you boner licking stripper

He already had been banned when I just checked my telegram box.

I am trying to figure out what he intended to say. I think it was supposed to be something angry.

Post by **tupelope** » 07 Dec 2012, 08:07

I want to attempt a hostile tale over of your country, but the game wont let me. I am pretty sure that even though your population is much larger, I have a much larger defense force and I even have weapons platforms in space. The only thing I don't have is nukes. They do to much damage to the environment, and being that my country practically worships the earth they have been outlawed. I wonder how it would go down if it would let me...

i dont even know sometimes

Post by **frattastan** » 16 Dec 2012, 21:35

Timd, 1 year 171 days ago wrote:I've been thinking... You remind me of W.

Simon should find this interesting.

Post by **Libetarian Republics** » 21 Dec 2012, 02:02

The Jingoistic States of Fish in the sea (5 hours ago)
Thanks for notifying me about my extensive civil rights.
It's always nice to have a sleeping puppet suddenly have a random telegram
Give my incognito regards to Sedge, Fratt, Crazy Girl and all defenders in the region. It seems I've lost my password of my TRR forum account (which I haven't logged into in 7 years)
Cheers,
Someone who wishes to remain incognito.

Christian Democrats · Post by **Christian Democrats** » 31 Dec 2012, 09:29

The Matriarchy of Nyarlathotepia, 8 minutes ago wrote:We here at NYARLATHOTEPIA are not blind. We see that you are one of the strongest nations, but we also see your faults. You still worship the catholic god St.Pope. We encourage you to convert to worshiping Khorne, the blood god. Thank you.

Christian Democrats · Post by **Christian Democrats** » 14 Jan 2013, 07:19

The Confederacy of The Islands Of Lonesia,105 minutes ago wrote:Dear great christian we wish to seek out ansewrs to my political freedom lacking problem got any idea.

Post by **Wopruthien** » 19 Jan 2013, 02:48

The Kingdom of Arcitack wrote: (4 hours ago)
Against the power of Mordor,there CAN be victory!!!! For my kingship is the heirs of Isildur,who destroyed you long ago. We declare you a terrorist state and support any and all military action against you.

Post by **frattastan** » 29 Jan 2013, 02:44

Thrash-land, 1 day 7 hours ago wrote:d00d come over to the nazi side

Too bad he was deleted before I read the telegram.
I received it on one of my switchers, Zog Nit Keynmol.

Christian Democrats · Post by **Christian Democrats** » 30 Jan 2013, 06:42

I've been doing an anti-repeal telegram campaign regarding the Martial Rape Justice Act. I got a kick out of this response.

The Union of Tinis, (4 hours ago) wrote:Indeed the idiotic fringe of the 'in crowd' at the WA are at it again. They lack understand of the process of law, be it national or international, and yet claim to be experts at it.

Voted against the repeal. Keep up the good work.

The Duat · Post by **The Duat** » 18 Feb 2013, 07:29

Christian Democrats wrote:
29 Nov 2012, 16:46
Blazedtown,1 year 173 days ago wrote:can i come even if i ate an aborted fetus for breakfast?

I wonder if I'd get banned if I made this my national motto...

God-Emperor · Post by **God-Emperor** » 18 Feb 2013, 23:37

I don't think so...

The Duat · Post by **The Duat** » 18 Feb 2013, 23:46

I'm gonna check with a moderator on this one. Meet back here in five.

God-Emperor · Post by **God-Emperor** » 19 Feb 2013, 01:08

K...It's been like fifty.

The Duat · Post by **The Duat** » 19 Feb 2013, 01:30

Traffic.

Post by **frattastan** » 19 Feb 2013, 01:30

~~Five hours, five weeks, five months. So many possibilities.~~

Damn it!

God-Emperor · Post by **God-Emperor** » 19 Feb 2013, 01:38

I've known people that've spent five hours in traffic. It's not outside the realm of possibility.

The Duat · Post by **The Duat** » 19 Feb 2013, 01:43

I live in Toronto. Spending hours a day in traffic is a way of life.

God-Emperor · Post by **God-Emperor** » 19 Feb 2013, 02:54

I live 'round D.C. We have the worst congestion in the U.S.

The Duat · Post by **The Duat** » 19 Feb 2013, 04:31

http://www.torontolife.com/daily/inform ... m-and-l-a/

God-Emperor · Post by **God-Emperor** » 19 Feb 2013, 05:10

I see it left D.C. off the list of U.S. cities it was worse than.

The Duat · Post by **The Duat** » 19 Feb 2013, 05:13

Oh my lord YOU DIS MAH CITY'S TRAFFIC /gang signs

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