Post a telegram you received

Post by **Manson** » 30 Aug 2017, 22:13

YOU FOUND EASTOR EGGG

- Please Understand

Post by **Evolu Tanis** » 19 Dec 2017, 20:17

So a particular thread in the NS Security Council forum reminded me of these two utter gems:

The Federation of Pro Life-2017
14 days ago
How do I sue a nation? Is there a court I can go to? (I want to sue Frisbeeteria)

...

The Federation of Pro Life-2017
14 days ago
I want to sue Frisbeeteria, because he is spreading lies about me on the forums. He is making me look bad, this is a clear cut case of libel.

This is what he said about me:

"Folks, the OP is a hit-and-run poster who doesn't return to these 'drafting' threads. There's no point in detailing the failures of this or any of their proposals, as they aren't reading your comments. You might was well stop wasting everyone's time by responding."

Post by **Manson** » 19 Dec 2017, 20:34

Lol! Perfect

Post by **Warzone Codger** » 31 Dec 2017, 00:52

The Dandiest Guy In Space of Space Dandy
3 years 166 days ago
Codger... don't be rude to me!

I forgot who I was rude to

Post by **frattastan** » 31 Dec 2017, 01:26

Mek.

Post by **Nequedum** » 31 Dec 2017, 02:15

While trying to take over my gf's school's region:

Spoiler: click to toggle

Vulturret · Post by **Vulturret** » 03 Jan 2018, 05:21

On my nation in The Arabian Empire: "Your flag is a poorly modified ISIS flag."" - Idiot.

Post by **frattastan** » 03 Jan 2018, 20:26

Festavo,3 years 301 days ago wrote:I was in the process of beginning to spy for UDL. It didn't work out

I don't even know.

Borovan4 · Post by **Borovan4** » 18 Jan 2018, 20:54

Got telegram (Made u look ) from Order of the Grey Wardens Founder
Also
You're receiving this message because you've just moved to a notable Defender region, and are presumably looking to become a Defender. Just to be clear, I'm what you likely intend to soon call "the enemy" - a raider. So why am I telegramming *you* of all people?
Well, you see, I believe you are making a very poor choice. See, you're obviously interested in Gameplay, but you're picking the booooooring side. I propose the concept that, once you get over all those silly moralistic bits, Invading is much more fun AND user-friendly:
- We pick our own hours, instead of watching every single update or scrambling to respond to raids

Post by **Catalyse** » 12 Feb 2018, 13:25

To the Appropriate Office Within The Scatterbrained Dreamers of Catalyse Government:

We here at the [removed] Office of International Non-Involvement would like to explain our "No, Our Policies Exclude..." (NOPE) policy.
Current [removed] laws, policies, statutes, directives, and/or ordinances exclude the following (non-exhaustive) list of actions on an international scale:

* Joining with compacts, coalitions, armies, forces, alliances, assemblies, brotherhoods, guilds, leagues, social networks, chain letter chains, etc.

* Endorsement of leaders, representatives, delegates, candidates, religions, cheques, etc.

*Contributing in almost any meaningful sense of the word

We hope this provides clarification into our previous response.

If in the future the NOPE policy is rescinded or amended in such a way to affect the exclusion of the above actions you will NOT be informed.

I think this was a pretty imaginative justification for not joining the WA and not endorsing me.

Post by **Nequedum** » 12 Feb 2018, 15:29

That's an amazing reply honestly

Zazumo · Post by **Zazumo** » 24 Feb 2018, 03:44

"Are you happy with your region? Would you like a region where you have some rank?"

Post by **Nequedum** » 24 Feb 2018, 03:50

Want SOM rank

Post by **Manson** » 24 Feb 2018, 04:33

Duyoos: what
Duyoos: What contest
Duyoos: what
Duyoos: answer
Duyoos: hello
Duyoos: Answer or else
Duyoos: just kidding

(In response to a 56 day old regional telegram I sent regarding a contest. He got in trouble because he spammed me. Each line is a new telegram.)

Post by **frattastan** » 28 Feb 2018, 01:56

The Kingdom of Life live,20 days ago wrote:Let me join you

No idea what they wanted, exactly.

Post by **Nequedum** » 28 Feb 2018, 15:53

The Commonwealth of The Great Lakes Cities
11 days ago
Hi I would like to apologize for a recently banned nation. The Commonwealth Federation Puppet is currently hijacked and doesn't represent the region in its name.

Christian Democrats · Post by **Christian Democrats** » 03 Mar 2018, 23:19

The Oppressed Peoples of Mierdalia,1 day 5 hours ago wrote:Fuck your religion

Christian Democrats · Post by **Christian Democrats** » 26 Mar 2018, 03:13

The United Socialist States of Liberal Amerika,6 days ago wrote:iS tHAt A micROAggrESSioN?! YoU aRe a SExisT PIg! FUck yOUr whITe mALe PRiviLEDge!

Borovan4 · Post by **Borovan4** » 13 Apr 2018, 23:49

Old telegram after halloween

In addition to having your motto replaced on "redacted", you are also Warned for flaming. Given your extensive history of ignoring rules (and your ridiculous number of (redacted) puppets), don't be surprised if we delete all your nations on the next offense. Your main nation Borovan4 was also warned.

Borovan4 · Post by **Borovan4** » 13 Apr 2018, 23:56

OH NO,
YOU DID US THE CONCERN BY LEAVING THE WA! I AM THE SPOOKED! WE NEED THAT DELEGATE ENDORSE MAN! OR JUSTA DELEGATE. IF THE DELEGATE RESIGNS THAT IS IN FACT, VERY BAD.
DEEPLY CONCERNED
-WATCHDOG NATION

teleg from yuno after resigning from wa

Post by **Manson** » 17 Apr 2018, 20:53

I sent out a regional telegram telling people that they should become citizens as I am the Outreach Officer, and got that nonsense.

Post by **Nequedum** » 18 Apr 2018, 12:48

Image is broke :^(

Post by **Harmoneia** » 18 Apr 2018, 16:32

The Republic of Kandarin
6 years 291 days ago
*waves at Harm in passing* (This was going to be a 'join the forum' TG, but I think you've got that down. ) Hope all is well!

Best,
~Nai <><

Post by **Harmoneia** » 18 Apr 2018, 16:39

Sorry for double posting but this was just too much of a gem not to instantly share

NationStates
9 years 358 days ago
Breaking News: NationStates 2 Announced!

Vulturret · Post by **Vulturret** » 18 Apr 2018, 20:43

"ur region is hitler so i want to join"

The Rejected Realms

The Rejected Realms