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The Free Land of Terraria 101 wrote:I am. The upriser of nationstates. You all can ridicule me now. But I am getting ready to get back.


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"Seems like the UPO was disbanded. Does that mean that i get back the the troops that were part of the UPO army?
If not then we should work out a deal :b"
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Whatever the hell the UPO is. -_-


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"I'll send your whiteboy, nigga fenda ass to the Rejected Realms"
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Wow, what backwards, moronic hatemonger sent that? They should be reported. :-/


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thechurchofsatan wrote:
15 Oct 2015, 06:15
Wow, what backwards, moronic hatemonger sent that? They should be reported. :-/
I've had much worse then that. :P

Probably shouldn't post the worst I ever received.
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The Empire of 155c wrote: Banject me
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The Most Serene Republic of The Land Of The Sexy Beasts wrote:I can sense your sin from miles away
The Most Serene Republic of The Land Of The Sexy Beasts wrote:I the oh so glorious overlord to you disgraceful peasants declare that I must smite your sinful souls. I will declare war on you! My very name will bring fear into your vile and weak soul. You will be begging for mercy by the time I am done with you. Die mortal die!
You can run, you can hide, but you will never escape my wrath. Bow down to me! Bow down to me, you pathetic soul!


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The Republic of Cenobite Island,7 minutes ago wrote:god I hate fucking Christians always pushing their agendas onto other people.

Religions are well and good, but firm believer that anyone that speaks outloud about their religion outside of their home or place of worship needs to be shot.
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"God (!), everyone who speaks about religion in public needs to be killed".

Sounds a little intolerant.
To remove any ambiguity you could ask if then, in their opinion, you need to be shot too.
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that overview wikipedia alike is amazing!
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Yolo swaggington → Frattastan II
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If you don't send me $1000,000,000,000 to my paypal account. I'll have the CIA find you and kill you and destroy your nation. Obama and I were school friends and I was his bitch in prison. We are tight. If you say no, then 1v1 me bro. I'll reek u u fuming cunt. I am pro snipr me Fuk de mlg playrs.
Old one, noticed it while looking through my inbox. I guess it looked 'normal delegate business' back then, so I never bothered posting it. Note how the CIA, having assassinated me, would bother spending time to destroy my nation.
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I kinda wish I'd get funny ones like that again. It's been a while. :P


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You'll get some now as delegate. You generally get them when you're delegate/founder/or on the WFE in some form.


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You look like a troublemaker. Are you interested in causing problems for The Pacific?
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lol That's one of the guys posting in the multilateral treaties thread about how the NPO has to be deposed or something.
Formerly former things.
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lol. I actually sent them a message about disliking a different pacific region. This was their response:

If you ever decide you want to help us against The Pacific, we'd love to have you. Also, I have a friend trying to cause trouble for The East Pacific, if you ever want to work that direction.
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Scumbag WA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In scumbag WA, it is harder to fight us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Rejected Resistance of Swarshengaggen → tag: api wrote: 1 day 13 hours ago

Hi there, fellow Reject:

I’m Swarshengaggen, also known in The Rejected Realms as the nation The Rejected Realms of The Rejected Realms. Let’s talk about this massive, flawed system that is The Rejected Realms’ government.

How in the world is the Government flawed? Well, I can tell you about an incident I’ve had concerning my own citizenship, where my private rights were infringed upon and blatantly twisted by the government to support their own goals, their own wants, and their own lust for power.

Earlier this year, I had become a citizen in The Rejected Realms with my nation, and I loved the region. It seemed like a canvas for new horizons, an inspirational world for huge imaginations, and a region just waiting to become leader of the sinkers. It was a region that appeared to have much opportunity and limitless potential.

This was not the case, however. I ended up applying for an Officer position, receiving only the mundane Media Officer position, for writing the old, worn-out Rejected Times. I received little to no support from the forum community. No one seemed to be really active, and those who were didn’t like my idea of change that I brought to this wondrous region at all. Instead, they mostly ignored my ideas, leaving them to die in the cold boneyard of rejected ideas, erasing my dreams of a marvelous, even better Realms.

I slowly became immensely disillusioned with what first looked to me to be the oasis of NationStates. No longer did it seem like the friendly herd of zebras it used to be, but rather a few manipulative lions puppetmastering the entire region, controlling who wanted control of the oasis, and never considering allowing others to rule. I was deeply frustrated by this, and I resigned my Media Officer post in disappointment, never seeing a future in an oasis where it seemed I’d always be preyed and monitored.

This disappointment of what I thought to be a democratic region led me to do my own activities. I still valued my citizenship in The Rejected Realms, waiting for a better future, and during this rather boring time, I decided to infiltrate the Pacific, an old, brutal dictatorship with an all-powerful Emperor at its reins, for democracy and prosperity, the principles I believed the Realms should stand for. What future, I thought, could exist in such a terrible, dictatorial, region?

My resignation evidently angered the lions at the oasis, however, and fearing their future loss of power, they twisted a new nation’s citizenship application and made it in their own terms to be an attempt by me, a supporter of democracy and the betterment of The Rejected Realms, to gain a second citizenship! I was absolutely shocked and furious. Why would they accuse me of such a thing? Worse, they demanded I show my WA nation to them, even when it was in a personal pro-democratic infiltration of my own, or they’d permanently remove my citizenship.

I repeatedly told these greedy lions that my WA nation was in a sensitive operation in a fascist region - the Pacific. I even explicitly told them it was not in The Rejected Realms. However, they wouldn’t accept anything I told them, refusing to even glance at my appeals and demanding I show my WA nation. However, this operation was my own private matter. Why should the government intrude into my own privacy to demand my WA? It was maddening, sickening, and tiring.

In the end, the lions bent the law of the oasis, the law of The Rejected Realms, and forcibly removed my citizenship based on their own made-up scheme. I was devastated. I appealed, and they still denied me, deprived me of my rightful citizenship in the Realms. With the region lacking any Court or judicial system, no rightful judge could bring me my needed justice. What was I to do? I couldn’t hide this from my own fellow nations - I had to tell my story.

With this tyranny that I’ve experienced, I’ve decided to start up my own resistance. The Rejected Resistance in Nacion Remplazada Por Gobierno En Exilio. With this resistance, we can oppose this unfair form of government. With this resistance, we can unite to revolt against this monstrous atrocity. With this resistance, we can finally secure the Delegacy for the generation of Rejects that will move forth in and for the principles of democracy, goodness, and prosperity for all Rejects, instead of the principles of flawed challenging, widespread corruption, and irreconcilable stagnation that our current government follows.

Join me at https://discord.gg/f7wA2AS. The Rejected Resistance - Together, we can work for a better Realms for us all.

Yours Truly,

The Rejected Resistance of Swarshengaggen, aka the nation The Rejected Realms of The Rejected Realms

[Feel free to either stay in TRR or join Nacion Remplazada Por Gobierno En Exilio (NRPGEE) to support The Rejected Resistance.]
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The Warden of Benevolent Thomas → region: Lazarus
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A quick update on the realms:

Each of the four realms have been formed and are ready to accept members. Which one will you join: the dwarven kingdom of Nel Garuhm, The harmonic matriarchy of Táohuā, the metropolitan hub of The Nimbus Vale or the mysterious Arboria?

You can explore them all at: http://s15.zetaboards.com/NSLazarus/forum/5009661/
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Also! We're only a few dozen endorsements away from completing our delegate transfer. If you have not endorsed me yet, please do so. I promise to endorse each and every one of you in return.

Here is a quick guide to the World Assembly and endorsements: page=dispatch/id=655528

Thank you very much for your continued support!
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I hadn't paid attention to the date, at first, and was really confused. :P
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frattastan wrote:
21 Aug 2017, 16:31
I hadn't paid attention to the date, at first, and was really confused. :P
It was a great idea. Darnn shame everyone voted for it and then killed it with endless unnecessary discussion rather than trying it. Overthinking at its finest.
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