[SUBMISSIONS] TRR's Limerick Contest

[Aggie]

The Rejected Realms Limerick Contest

Hello and welcome to the first ever Rejected Realms Limerick Contest!

What is a limerick, I hear you ask? Well, to learn more about writing and limericks, I recommend you check out this annoying video.

How will this contest work?

I'm glad you asked! The contest will consist of two phases:

1) The submissions phase, which will seek to collect original limerick submissions, written by you. This will last from the Third of February to the 7th of February.
2) The voting phase, which will last from the 7th February to the 11th of February. This is where we will vote on our favourite limericks submitted, and it will be conducted through the Rejected Realms forums.

So, where and how do I participate?

You can submit limericks in this thread! All limericks must be original (all of them will be run through a plagiarism checker) and must follow the basic structure for limericks.

All limericks submitted here will be posted in the voting thread for people to vote on. You must submit the limericks by the 7th February.

What do I win?

Glory.

And a Season Two Noah's Second Country card.

[Tinhampton]

On this I'll take Aggie to task:
Was the Season Two card your ask
from Noah's giveaways
of length twenty-two days?
Its origins, you should not mask!

[Chipmunker]

There once was a delegate named Sarah,
who reigned over the Realms for an era,
she really liked bread,
and it got to her head,
and soon, Sarah was in an oven hot as the Sahara.

[Minskiev]

There once was a walrus named Minskiev,
who two months after Rejectmas Eve,
with rhyme skills so smooth and hairy,
he was announced the winner in the ferry,
and NSC S2 he soon achieved!

[Sarah]

A Lass Called Cata

There once was a lass who liked nudes.
She said, "See the great frozen foods!"
It was rather few,
But not very pursue,
She couldn't say no to the bermudes.

[Fauxia]

I vanquished a difficult test;
I'd like to go get myself rest.
But update is near:
Many raiders! Oh dear!
It’s time to give chasing my best.

[Sarah]

A Man Called Fratt

There once was a man who liked cake.
He said, "See the lovely backache!"
It was rather rich,
But not very quich,
He couldn't say no to the mistake.

[Sarah]

A Man Called Jack

There once was a young man called Jack.
He said, "See the lovely sack!"
It was rather old,
But not very mold,
He just couldn't say no to the whack.

[Sarah]

A Lass Called Naka

There once was a lass who liked culture.
She said, "See the bearded vulture!"
It was quite dominant,
But not quite prominent
She couldn't resist the turkey vulture.

[Nakari]

There once was a old man from Slough
who thought he'd developed a cough
While awaiting the tomb
He lived with aplomb
But then realised it was only a hiccough

(hope it follows the basic rules enough :>)

[Aggie]

This has now been closed, will be moved to a vote shortly.

[Aggie]

This is now at vote, and you can vote until the 15th February. The poll can be found on this thread.