[DRAFT] Commend Pencil Sharpeners 2

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[DRAFT] Commend Pencil Sharpeners 2

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The Security Council,

Noticing the nation of Pencil Sharpeners 2 (PS2) and its many puppet states for their impressive domestic characteristics, topping the world on many different charts,

Believing PS2 and its puppets to be worthy of recognition from the World Assembly, from their laudable regional involvement to their benevolent policy towards their populations,

Praising the puppet state of Thalasse for its extensive domestic welfare programs (3rd in the world) and foreign aid (11th in the world), on top of a universal healthcare system for the 6th-healthiest citizens in the world, an inclusive society (5th most), and an honest government (7th most),

Pleased by the advancements in industry of the puppet state Heliosphere, which include the world's best public education and the world's largest information technology sector, combining to form an educated, well-rounded, and cheese-loving (3rd in the world) population,

Impressed by the agricultural innovations of the puppet Aqualagoon, which led it to become the world's largest agricultural producer as well as the world's top trout fisher, no doubt feeding the hungry all over the world,

Recognizing the great importance of security to the people of the puppet Xynlandia, the country with the world's best law enforcement and the 6th-best defense forces,

Acclaiming PS2 and its puppets' other noteworthy characteristics, which include:
  • The world's second-nudest populace, found in Pencil Sharpeners
  • The world's sixth-sunniest weather, found in Copercia
  • The world's seventh-biggest retail sector and eighth-tastiest pizza, found in Pallidonia
  • The world's largest basket weaving industry and world's largest timber industry, not to mention the world's 2nd-largest mining industry of Askatopia, a staple provider of resources all over the world,
Jealous of the efficiency of the economy of PS2 and the high standard of living enjoyed by Pencil Sharpeners Twice of nearly a million Pencil Shavings,

Observing the economic influence PS2 has over the South Pacific due to PS2's policies of subsidizing industry and advancing the sciences, to the point where PS2 wields a highly-advanced space program and is the 17th-most subsidizing nation in the world,

Documenting PS2's tenure as Minister of Regional Affairs and Local Councillor of the South Pacific, where they spurred regional democratic involvement in the government, as well as being a member of the Council on Regional Security, helping to guard their home region against outside threats,

Convinced that PS2's many feats across many areas and guidance to other nations have made a positive change in the world,

Hereby commends Pencil Sharpeners 2.
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Re: [DRAFT] Commend Pencil Sharpeners 2

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Re: [DRAFT] Commend Pencil Sharpeners 2

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Minskiev wrote:
02 Jul 2021, 21:48
Recognizing the great importance of security to the people of the puppet Xynlandia, the country with the world's best law enforcement and the 6th-best defense forces,
Kinda cringe, imo this is more condemnable than commendable.
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Re: [DRAFT] Commend Pencil Sharpeners 2

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the python wrote:
03 Jul 2021, 03:26
Minskiev wrote:
02 Jul 2021, 21:48
Recognizing the great importance of security to the people of the puppet Xynlandia, the country with the world's best law enforcement and the 6th-best defense forces,
Kinda cringe, imo this is more condemnable than commendable.
And Aqualagoon's foreign aid is terrible yet I still played it off like they were feeding the hungry. We can make it work.
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