Rejection Apologies

[Nequedum]

Bringing back a hairy classic brought into the Rejectmas canon by Libetarian Republics, we will be engaging in light-hearted imitations of telegram apologies from other regions explaining who and why they have ejected or banjected in the Rejected Realms.

Below is the recommended format:

The Rejected Realms,

My apologies. I'm sending <person> to your region because <reason>. (Optional: You can ask for forgiveness or send gifts )

<Your Name>
<Your Role in X Region>

Eject away!

[Puppet2]

The Rejected Realms,

My apologies. I'm sending Brancaland to your region because it's annoying.

Bigtopia
Banjection Officer of TheBESTregionthateverhasexisted

[The Pharcyde]

The Rejected Realms,

My apologies. I'm sending Fedele to your region because he sneezed too loud. The noise briefly caused widespread panic.

Marrabuk
Delegate of The East Pacific

[Morover]

The Rejected Realms,

My apologies. I'm sending Morover to your region because TRR seems like a cool region. My deepest condolences.

Morover
Founder of the Compact of Nations