Bringing back a hairy classic brought into the Rejectmas canon by Libetarian Republics, we will be engaging in light-hearted imitations of telegram apologies from other regions explaining who and why they have ejected or banjected in the Rejected Realms.
Below is the recommended format:
Eject away!The Rejected Realms,
My apologies. I'm sending <person> to your region because <reason>. (Optional: You can ask for forgiveness or send gifts )
<Your Name>
<Your Role in X Region>